Call her up, she’s waiting for you
In the corset-like teddy with the lace on the side
She’s got the stilettos to match, too
And when the climax comes you know she’s gonna lie
See how loud she goes ooh, ahh
Oh boy you know that can’t be real, can’t be real
For every one of you little boys
Wanting to take a girl for a ride
There’s a girl willing to make fools out of you
For every one of you wannabes
Wanting to call yourself a player
There’s a girl willing to make fools out of you
She ain’t just willing though, she knows how
She likes to play the game, oh koochy-koo
With her pink stuffed bunny by her pillow
If you judge by appearances, you’re a fool
Because right there (right there) she’s got you
Listen how she’s got that baby talk, goo-goo, gaa-gaa
Making you act your shoe size
For every one of you little boys
Wanting to take a girl for a ride
There’s a girl willing to make fools out of you
For every one of you wannabes
Wanting to call yourself a player
There’s a girl willing to make fools out of you
She ain’t just willing though, she knows how
Dance to the music, do a little striptease
Got you standing at attention as she cracks the whip
Oh boy does it really, really hurt so good
In a silly little game you’re only gonna lose
See how she’s got you drooling, ooh yeah
You really don’t see how this looks, do you?
For every one of you little boys
Wanting to take a girl for a ride
There’s a girl willing to make fools out of you
For every one of you wannabes
Wanting to call yourself a player
There’s a girl willing to make fools out of you
She ain’t just willing though, she knows how
So who’s the fool now?
